chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
Half Baked? Au contraire, Ben and Jerry, I was fully baked when I ate that whole pint of ice cream.
We all know the best way to start a relationship is greeting while at least one of you are intoxicated, dual facebook stalking, and a two week long game of 20 questions via texts to 'really' get to know each other. In that order.
I wouldn't have it any other way. It's like a fairy tale!
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
Didn't get laid. But got a free pie from a waitress. A whole pie.
Osama's death just kick started our Cinco de mayo celebration. Margaritas for anyone wearing red white and blue!
You were in your third change of clothes, and I found you in my driveway passed out with my dog's food bowl. You win.
I may have made out with a tranny last night, which, if I don't get fired for everything else that happened, really makes last night epic.
Because you stood over the Ice luge screaming STONE COLD and poured beer on everyone
Remember that girl that we found passed out in the dorm study room under a pile of money and jimmy johns wrappers? She's standing right on front of me.
I made a wizard staff out of Keystone light... I am therefore the smoothest wizard in all of our university's history.
I need to get a job that holds me accountable for something. Otherwise I wake upon Monday wondering when the booze store opens and if I still have a boyfriend.
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
Tell me why i'm looking through my medical records and the last thing it said about my labor was 'vagina was explored'!?
You did an excessive amount of blow and then screamed "WHO THE FUCK NEEDS A LADDER?!" And then Mario style wall-jumped onto the roof. It was one of the most impressive things I've ever seen.
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