I just don't understand how my upright asian catholic roommate is getting more than me.
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
I dont think he was a real cab driver. I think he was just a creepy guy with a van.
I fucked her and then she made me sleep on the floor next to her bed because she 'has a committment problem'
I just sniffled when I woke up and got a bump of coke. I have never felt so good hung over.
Accidentally peeing a little on the couch in the middle of a sneeze is way different from railing a random on our waffle counter. I am the better roommate.
In less than 24 hrs I went from conversing with Nobel Laureate, to hangover vomiting in front of a drive thru cashier
I'm gonna take my bong and hot box the pirate ship in the daycare playground.
Nothing like coaching 5 year olds with a bunch of visible bruises from last night's drunk bondage sex.
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move.
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
I think i should either cut my hair or buy a dildo.
look im sitting on my bathroom floor in my underwear snorting cocaine can we talk about this later
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