people would bow to what i just did to her vagina
Brutally Honest is my real middle name, Princess just sounds better.
My girlfriend was pissed, so if I had to guess, i'd say I had a GREAT time last night
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
I just showered sitting down with a sippy cup of water in there with me. It took 40 minutes. That hungover.
This is irresponsible on your part, leaving me alone in a bar.
Please note: when a bouncer tells you to leave, pointing out that their career path makes them a much better judge what to do will not make you friends
You puked on the bar then proceeded to walk out. I told the bartender some girl walked up, puked and left and he gave me a free drink. Hope you got home safe.
You aren't truly friends with someone until you play drinking games via text at 8:30 in the morning.
She'll feel so accomplished if she finally gets to bang me.
Believe me honey Imma fuck the discount out of at least one plastic surgeon in my life
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
i fucked his best friend. once right next door to him. i'm pretty sure that could be called sweet revenge.
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
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