i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
i woke up with a wedding ring drawn on my finger...if this was vegas id be worried
it was like i was on a global safari of uncircumcised men
If you're going to outback I'll have to decline, I've slept with a large enough portion of their staff already.
The jerky fairy visited my fridge. It's glorious.
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
Just got hit on by a middle-aged puerto-rican clown who told me that it would be bad to date someone who offers to buy me coffee and makes something of themselves. I love the NY subway.
I wonder what blackout Alex would think of her?
probably "functioning vagina, must touch"
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
I'm touching everything in your apartment with my penis.
i think the people from taco bell are onto us. they had my order ready today at 3am BEFORE I even got there.
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
I ended up sleeping with him in a public bathroom because neither of us remembered where we lived. I have hit a new low.
My cat is sitting in the window watching the neighbor's dogs doing it. I think she's lonely too.
Why would I want a relationship when I’m the side dick for my boss and a few women from the gym
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