i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
Facials are how you say "I love you" in porn star.
Words of Wisdom: ordering a pitcher of whiskey cokes, putting a straw in it, and calling it your drink is not socially acceptable
Out of all the things I've put my penis in, this seems the most unfortunate.
Just realized I have to keep sleeping with him... those scars from drunk sex on the 4th of July are still on my back and lord knows I'm not about to explain that to another guy.
Im having a christmas reunion party tonight. Last year i ate my own contact. We'll see how this year goes
Well watching will be involved...it'll just most likely be of me licking your penis instead of me trying to understand how Hans Solo goes up against the Galactic Empire...
His dad gives me dirty looks whenever I come over though. I think it's because I eat his food and have sex with his son.
I was totally pumped and so was my beard
I'm now using my vagina for good, not evil. Trying to restore balance to the force.
The cat hopped on my bed and watched me masturbate naked with a vibrator. I've never felt more sorry in my entire life
shes rolling around in the floor yelling my vagina hates me
he went down on me WHILE i ate BACON PIZZA! best. boyfriend. ever.
I wish I got tanner on friday but I feel like I spent most of my time puking in the bathroom. I love my life
I’m not sure she knows my name. She introduced me as “the fuck toy”
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