No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
accomplished twins. life is a go
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
he got up in front of the whole lecture hall and yelled that Charlie Brown's Christmas tree was his favorite book in the history of the universe. then he stumbled out the fire exit setting the alarm off. I could've jumped him right then and there.
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
I have three paper towels stuck up my vagina. This is not a time to be calm.
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
i got shots of sambuca dumped on my head last night. my bag still smells like licorice. making me nauseous.
it is a nice little reminder of the bruins dominance. if Vancouver had won, it would somehow smell of maple syrup.
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
my roommate just showed me the scar on her forehead... that she got from a shake weight... That. just. happened.
I'm a gay man planning my brothers bachelor party, and he choose someone else to be his best man. I hope they like appltinis and gay clubs. Bastard.
I have a lot of questions this morning, most of them start with "Did I..."
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
I climaxed at the same time the bass dropped. I think it's safe to say I've reached enlightenment
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
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