ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
he's making romantic advances towards me. and he has a pet snake. 2nd part not relevant, but interesting.
I can't wait until next week, when I find out what drunk me added to the Netflix queue.
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
The highlight of my night was definitely explaining the bandaid on my nipple.
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
I hate cuddling. I also hate when people breathe. Which he did, a lot. So he can go to hell.
i'm not even sure i have knees anymore. that awesome.
Is that a polar bear? You seriously grinded with a polar bear at the club?
Their children would look like the Michelin man and smell like chef Boyardee
Have you forgotten that this whole sexy cop role play started with a comment about my mom?
I'll just say I told you so at your funeral
I feel fine lol. I tried climbing a tree but the branch broke and I got arrested.
Now I have the opportunity to have Chris Pratt or Channing Tatum?!? What a time to be alive.
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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