you poured 3 beers into an empty vase and then passed out, so i drank them for you. don't say i'm not a good friend.
Do you understand how much easier life would be if fannypacks were normal
everybody makes mistakes
i didn't know they allowed you to text in ambulances
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
I rolled over and my thoughts became words and I said "oh fuck not you again" he didn't think that was too kind and asked me to leave
also please imagine me hopping a fence at 3am using two chairs. It was a shit show. K's guy practically ripped her off the top of the fence bc she got semi stuck. It was like watching Disney on Bud Ice.
Fucking in bar bathrooms doesn't count as "rushing things"
I ate shrooms on a frozen river in an ice fishing shack after a day of vics and beer and walked around on the river in a stupor. They made me bite the head off of a fish.
I AHVE A WINE BUCKETTTTTTT
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
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