Dude you just kept yelling "She was my first asain!" right in front of her.
You and your empty threats of no sex. Like.u.cud.hold.out.
I need to find out who his wife is so I can fuck her before he gets to mine.
Remember when we did the egg drop from the Dyson building? Her vag is like that, except with a ham, and the ham doesn't make it. I'll be back to the apartment in ten.
he just looked at me and whispered "these are my sea lions. my sea lions." and then went back to licking the mirror
You came back with four clearly unattractive women and wanted to throw a dance party in my room.
She kept biting his ear when he was talking to people, that was only 3 drinks in...
i dont even mind you always shaving my pubes when i pass out, i'm starting to find it liberating.
Currently doing my walk of shame down a floating dock. No more guys who live on a boat EVER AGAIN
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
If I don't answer right away it's because I took an Adderall and the fridge needs cleaned.
how do i say "cradle the balls" in Italian
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
Arrived home from picking Mom and Nana up at the airport to find Marc buck ass nude beneath the Christmas tree. Nana says she always knew I was queer.
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