Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
I bet they all look and smell like Amy Winehouse
Guy at red light looking at porn. I'm waiting for him to look over at me so I can shake my head and he can feel bad
just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
You did a strip tease for the toilet.
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
He came up behind me making dolphin noises in my ear when I noticed a collection of hors d'ouevres from the reception earlier in his jacket pocket
I will never doubt you again...he IS perfect for you
your house isnt even gonna be on google maps after this party
She's calming us down by shoving oreos in our mouths
I remember saying to him "Fun fact! If you lie this way it's easier to deep throat!" I even judge me.
And if you ever tell anyone that I have emotions ill kill you
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
I'm sending midget strippers dressed as bull fighters with mini bottles of 1800 to your house. Already made the call. Jer is going halves on it. Can't be stopped! Won't be stopped!
Eating power bars and masterbating... That's kinda my life right now. Is this what having a boyfriend means?
Arrived home from picking Mom and Nana up at the airport to find Marc buck ass nude beneath the Christmas tree. Nana says she always knew I was queer.
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