you never know, standards drop, they turn gay, shit happens.
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
Hooked up with an Aussie chick last night only an Indonesian chick away from completing my lap around the pacific rim
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
you can think of my virginity as your little souveneir from our relationship.
I stared at his lazy eye for so long, he thought I had one too. Then we bonded over our lazy eyes. I had to fake one all night. My head is fucking killing me. NEVER pretend to have a lazy eye.
I know it I should, but it's kinda nice. It's smells like unbridled enthusiasm and copious amounts of melt your face off sex.
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
My fuck buddy is great and all, but it gets weird when she gets in arguments with her BF in the driveway
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
I thought my life was going to shit but then I read about Amanda Bynes and I realize it's not so bad
"Work from home" is code for "morning drinks" right?
We got banned from that Whataburger for life. WHATABURGER. Which is saying something. They deal with drunk dumbasses every night.
Tequila happens.
I'm about to take my 7th shot and I have to to go to dinner with my grandma in an half hour. What is my life.
Successfully put eye drops in while driving with my glasses on. Stoner level: expert
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