mmm... i enjoy making beautiful women smile
u cheatin on me?
if i did i would try to upgrade babe.
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
Someone obviously heard us on their way to class. They stopped at my door and started singing afternoon delight.
I took the precaution of putting my macbook the one place in the dorm there is no way i can piss on it... the toilet
I've banged too many servicemen's wives to still be considered an American.
He met a random girl on the bus home and decided to go to Spain with her. The blackout decisions are becoming internationally epic. He has work in the morning.
Btw, whenever you feel discouraged about your life, think about me being frantically upset bc my mobile porn site limited me to only 5 videos a day
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
I got your flops too. But yeah you rolled off your raft a bunch of times so we had to ask the white trash squad to help you back on. You bit one of them
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
Last night I went outside to our neighbors and asked them to put in money with me to get a hot tub for our patio. Niceeeee
Can you repeat that, but with context?
still drunk.please come get me.he kicked me out because i couldn't stop laughing about passing out in the middle of taking his virginity.
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