Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
I skipped work to stalk him.
I'll let you put expensive food in me, but really, not much else.
i'm watching a show about a girl who died from masterbating with a carrot. A FUCKING CARROT, EMILY! YOU NEED TO BE CAREFUL!
sunday morning discovery: something purple, smelly, and sticky my hair. any suggestions?
Now there are two cop cars. If I go to jail I just would like to thank you for making me wear boxers.
So she just apologized to the fire extinguisher.
girl I've been sleeping with this summer as per her request just gave me a carton of cigs to thank me for my "hospitality". this is good.
Ok I'm good with that cause I'm gonna disappear for 90 days
Are you goin to rehab again?
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
Can I color on your dick again?
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
I know its 2 in the morning and everything. But i just straight up yelled "DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND THIS WORLD IS DIFFICULT ENOUGH AS IT IS WITHOUT YOU PULLING THIS BULLSHIT ON ME" to my taco. Because it fell apart on me. I think i might be cracking under this finals pressure.
I knew how high you were when you put a french fry in your mouth and said 'fuck, this tastes like meat but feels blue.'
You're like a care bear with a big cock & a sexual prowess that would put the mighty Thor to shame.
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