I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
Don't text me when you know I'm doing lines on my phone
I made him drop me off at the wrong house waited for him to leave and crawled through several fences so he couldnt stalk me. How was your night?
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
The great thing about skinny blondes is that they're all interchangeable.
I was passed out on the dog bed yelling "I UNDERSTAND"
Just used the leftover candycorn for candycorn vodka. Our house is trying to continue the Halloween spirit for as long as possible.
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
Great news. Our sex broke my otter box
Had to snap chat three different people to ask who left the bite mark on my thigh. All three said "Wasn't me". Now I can't wear a bathing suit to my mom's pool.
Do you remember whose house we're in?
She kept telling me that it pissed her off that i expect people to make out with me...then she made out with me. Win?
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