i'm home, then i'll come over
ightttt gangstaaaaaaaaaaaa
nvm.
Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
Some chick is drunk waving down a taxi with a slice of pizza.
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
i asked the cop if we could stop and do a chinese firedrill.... he said no.
you said "this ones for the homies" and proceeded to pour the shot into your other cup instead of the ground b/c "good liquor is not meant to wasted no matter the circumstances"
Being sober is boring. Tomorrow I'm def bringing wine and my vibrator to work. Might even booty call that hot guy on floor 5. Making the last week at this job legendary.
JUST BECAUSE I LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED DOESNT MEAN IM GOING TO LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED AT WORK
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
There's nothing more rewarding than telling you that I fucked your dad
I give out orgasms like candy and ride a motorcycle...how is that not appealing
How don't you remember..? You were getting handfuls of skittles out from our bra screaming TASTE THE RAINBOW.
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
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