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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
If im going to fail a midterm I might as well be drunk while I do it
She texted me and said she was fingering herself. Don't respond to this because she's the perfect girl. I'd love to smell her cell phone after that.
I assume you meant to text someone else on your contact list instead of your own mother...
...and the foreplay consisted of me threatening to cut off his hand if he didn't remove it from my back.
I just had a boat ride of shame. With Senior Citizens.
It sounds like I am drunk, but I am not. I just have a concussion.
And then we can spend New Year's Day sprawled across the tiles watching greys anatomy and puking into the bushes over the balcony. It'll be great
Dude just bought the table 3 bottles of champaign and broke one on the floor as his "signature" and he makes me want this recession hit harder
You know we have no secrets, right? I mean, you saw me shitting in a gift bag drunk and naked on Christmas eve.
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
I dare you to find another dealer that delivers bud to your home along with deep fried vegan burritos
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
Oh god...Did I just fuck a sugar granddaddy?!
Dude 4th of July week was our like 5th anniversary of you sending me dick pics ❤️
So, I can officially cross "getting eaten out in a church confession booth" off my bucket list.
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