id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
Its a sad when the highlight of your day is flicking a booger and actually getting it to stick to your computer monitor.
can you buy anything in the cafeteria for less than $2? I spent the last of my laundry money on a chia pet
ra ra ra ah ah
wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
I'm not upset because i like you. I'm upset because I can't use you for the sex anymore.
I miss you more than I would miss junk food if I went on a diet. And you've seen me eat, you know how desperate I'd be.
Friendly reminder that on the walk home you tripped but instead of falling to the sidewalk, you tried to save it and ended up headbutting my ex-boyfriend in the balls. ILU.
In other news: I found out that my mom used to fuck my newest fuck buddy's dad when they were in school.
I tripped while walking across the stage and while trying to pick my diploma back up my flask fell out in front of the dean
Let's buy some Wrangler jeans and be real live men.
i was trying to figure out what "tidy fucking" was when i realized he meant "titty fucking" and i need to start banging smarter people....
So. Somehow managed to fuck my contacts out of my eyes. Didn't know that was even possible.
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
I just threw up in front of a bunch of parents/prospective students while they were on a campus tour..awesome..
It was a successful conference for my sales and my sex life. Those are probably related
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