Did you know nanny-cams work just as well for recording that blow job on the sofa?
you know by doing this we are using dad as a drug mule right?
so i don't know how many beers it takes to make a recliner look like a toilet, but that's how many i had.
Just saw a field sobriety test being administered at 730 am, I now know I do not have a drinking problem
We eventually had to ration the melon vodka. 10 pushups per shot. THATS why my arms hurt
Just had to throw up on the floor of my car during traffic on the way to work. Car next to me saw both times. Found the downside to having a job right after graduation.
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
I saw you eating fruit and doing shots off people passed out
I just want you to know how happy I am that you are circumcised.
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
She told me my pubes were as soft as "fine wool"
He started screaming when he saw my dog. He thought it was a polar bear
Yoga may not b such a good idea for me today. My liver is obviously in cahoots with my colon to pay me back for the past 24 days of misuse . Downward dog could have catastrophic consequences.
I just told him I want him to "take the reins". At least its festive sexting?
Let me call you later. I’m lining up some office dick now that working at home is ending
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