worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
Apparently I look legit enough, cause the 3 bums next to me just got kicked awake by cops, and I was allowed to stay sitting here. That's a plus, right?
Mom just Facebook checked into an Applebees at 2am. Caption: ''WITH THE BESTIEZ.''
What's life without a lamp shade you wore home?
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
I just stabbed open a can of Spaghetti Os with a spork. Who says I cant take care of myself?
If you want me to retract my crazy cat lady comments pictures of yourself dressed as a cat are not the way to do it.
There's a cop, a pizza guy and a half naked girl outside along with a dog that I don't know. It feels like I walked into a Judd Apatow movie.
the second she challenged me to mario kart drinking game i knew i was in love
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
Umm...sounds like a maybe. I broke my nose and have surgery next wed but if I'm ok by Friday I'm down.
May I make reservations with your penis for this evening?
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