Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
i just got on a party bus. i think i left my belly button at the bar.
Its funny that cleaning up pieces of water balloons and shot glasses every morning is becoming a routine
Okay good. I don't want another mom thinking I got their daughter pregnant.
So I found the perfect "Yeah I gained weight since high school but it went to all the right places" outfit for the reunion this weekend.
i woke up the next morning in a pool of blood in my bathroom and a pinata donkeys head in my bed
so much for an anticlimactic 22nd birthday
At least she'll always have a story about the time she showed up to the emergency room drunk and covered in chocolate syrup on her birthday.
Have you ever looked death in the face and have the urge to shit yourself. I'm in that situation right now.
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
Where do you think black out memories go?
Into the dark abysmal abyss of the deepest, darkest part of your mind. It's obviously the bodies natural defense to protect you from witnessing the shit you do while actually blacked out.
This is why I love being gay. I could never afford that much birth control.
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
He gave me an ambien and I woke up with a raw chicken bone in my purse. I have no idea why but I hope I put it in his butt
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