Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
moral of the story: I'm going to stab everyone
now there's a facebook group for all the people whose lives i've ruined
so exactly how many freshman chicks did i tell to call me "the tripod"?
Just traded a samurai sword for some drugs. It's gonna be one random ass night
I think I wrote "thanks for the free alcohol!!!" in their wedding guest book and I'm almost positive I signed my name
All i remember is Liz dragging me home yelling at me, crying, and barfing
you riverdanced for the cops while the rest ran away.
She looked up at the menu and yelled this is my absolute favorite literacy
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
You cannot tell me you don't have a problem while crying pantsless on a stranger's sofa bed.
It's not even noon and I've had 3 people call me a savage, one of them said it in reference to the blow job I gave them. So I guess you could say it's going to be a good weekend
This morning we had sex while he was wearing a full length fur jacket and sunglasses... I wasn't even phased
My Dachshund waddled into the room carrying a rolled-up pad in her mouth with period blood. This day is clearly off to a good start.
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