I got raped by $2 you call it's. I'm still hammered. And mentoring high school kids. My life is a joke.
I'm at his house. He has VELCRO shoes. I'm too desperate to leave...I may need help in thee life dept
I just had to explain to my father, how having two screens plugged into my computer doesn't use more internet.
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
Our drug dealer just got busted, wear black tmrw
Did we literally take a cab across the street
See what happens chris. I told u not to invite her over. Now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians.
Get in your clown car, pick up everyone you know, and head to the park. drunk Sledding grand prix tonight. winner takes home the leftover beer
I'm eating your cookies as payment for having to listen to you. Happy sex
for some reason leaving your socks onmakes it less meaningful.
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
I'm watching Netflix with my cats and eating homemade bread. Everyone and everything can go and fuck itself.
Considering what happened last night and how horrible I feel, I look amazing
Blunts beyotch
What? Joints? Blunts?
I'll refer you to my previous text: "Blunts beyotch"
My ex is stopping by while he’s working tonight after delivering a pizza to fuck me, then going back to work at Pizza Hut. This is what my life has become.
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