I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
she passed out facedown in my lap while I was playing piano. 11 years of piano lessons finally paid for themselves.
Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
She asked if you knew her boyfriend, and you responded that you "think you gave him head once" and then hiccupped.
My mom ate salad out of the vodka bowl
You can cross "give someone a blow job while playing Colors of the Wind" off my bucket list.
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
Just woke up with an entire pack of Oreos in my cheetah onesie. I've been waiting for this moment forever.
Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
You know you had a good night when your wearing you best friends pants to work the next day
We need to leave a grand offering for the god of free booze and salvia.
What. The. Fuck.
You'll have to be more specific. I do a lot of "what the fuck" kind of stuff
You invited these random guys into your apartment that you met in the hallway...& then you started screaming at them to get out cause you didn't know who they were.
Randomize
