I drank enough to make her look pretty . . It worked and i threw up while going at it
I have decided that a Nickelback cover band would be the pinnacle of loserdom.
We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
so. which one of us is going to pay for the neighbors new window? it cracked when i threw the bottle at it but smashed when you threw yours.
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
When I came in she was screaming "boundaries!" at the cat because it was trying to eat her pizza rolls.
Congratulations, you fucked a nickle into me.
I totally just potholed and almost crashed while trying to lick salsa off my boob.
I would makeout with my roommate, but im not drunk enough and she doesnt like bacon fat
So topless strobe light beer pong turned into me rugby tackling a bitch to the ground.my tits will never forgive me for sacrificing their majesticness for responsibility
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
It's fucking New Year's. I can be soberish in 2013 after tonight. It's like the 30 years of grey area between Jesus' birth and death.
We were like one big happy Eskimo family.
Access to a Target is paramount to my general happiness and self-worth.
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
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