i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
he literally just asked me which v neck he should wear tomorrow.
Does transporting jello shots count as driving with an open container?
i feel like our whole relationship was one big acid trip
I'm sorry about your car but on a brighter note I did wake up in my dorm. That's something right?
Fuck you.
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
We are not on the "bring me breakfast" level. He's bringing me penis if I ask for breakfast too I'll just sound greedy
How do I explain the handcuffs and tanning goggles on our living room floor? There's rope too. The cats love the rope.
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
I just shotgunned a beer and my lipstic didnt BUDGE. MERICUHH
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.
If you're wondering about the mess, we had sex in the kitchen. There was noodles involved.
He ran out to tell us that somebody flooded the bathroom, then went back in there fell on his ass and asked why the floor was wet
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
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