Acid is not a monday night drug
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
The bartender laughed but the manager kicked me out when the mom conplained. There's no way my fart harmed that baby in any way
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
The chick got into the cab with us and said we have 3 chances to guess what she just stuck up her ass. Hello to you to!
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
Got a 72 hour restraining order. Can we meet monday? Let me know!
How I know we're old. Don knows the owner. The owner said 'How about some shots?' We said no thanks. He looked puzzled and came back later and said 'You know it's on the house?' We said 'Yeah, no thanks.'
Nothing says I love you like a silicone dragon dick
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
I just spent 100$ at a sex shop to make myself feel better. And I signed you up to win 200$ so if you win, it's mine. And yes I'm serious.
I just saw elmo dancing with gumby. The bars at 7a.m. are AWESOME.
We'll handle his penis the same way we handle day drinking; together.
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