Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
You better have your party panties on Saturday!
Why only Saturday?
Well I have an AA meeting Sat morning so I'm going to try to take it easy Fri.
I wish alcohol would automatically work as birth control if you have sex drunk.
You spent about half an hour trying to convince me that mesh condoms were a good idea.
I will probably be peed on at some point today.
What time did you start drinking?
Maybe.
Maybe isn't a time...
Hahaahaah I keep finding little notes you left me on my physics notes... "TOO HIGH FOR BIRDS"
you start one little fire by the lake and the police want to talk to you all night...
I can't wait to see you again...not a euphemism, just really looking forward to seeing you. Wanting to fuck you as often as possible just seems implied at this point.
My roommate told me he found me naked in the shower puking and when he asked why I was naked I said "you can't wear clothes in a shower"
HOW DO YOU FORGET TO FINISH WINE
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
It was like mission impossible.
but with sex.
On a scale of having tea with Ghandi to the apocalypse how bad of an idea is it to drink with a 100 degree fever?
Her mom Is so hot that when she was bending over i just zoned out starin at her ass her dad slapped me on the back an said let me tell you son everything you see here is mine and you had better realize i felt like simba
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