what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
the jail released me with 39 mardi gras beads. I need details.
Your ability to be a slut in your nightmare astounds me
The twins are whispering in turkish together. I think I did something bad last night.
Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
So the stripper who poured a beer on my head also gives great head. Even she doesn't know why she went home with me. No more mystery shot challenges.
Too lazy to make dinner. Had chocolate and scotch instead. Check in with me in a half hour.
Oh and I ate all of your Cinnamon Toast Crunch. Consider it part of your reparation payment for accidental anal insertion. I may continue to collect payments until I am no longer sore.
do you want to shower with me?
only if we can drink the jungle juice while we shower
I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
Just woke up from an extremely erotic dream featuring Steve Buscemi. Now I can't sleep.
He called me dainty, then fucked me like the Viking God he is.
I apparently tried to wax off my nipples.This explains the pain
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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