Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
I took her to see 2012 then broke up with her, the movie was a metaphor.
she's sitting alone using her breathalyzer as a kazoo. help.
After last night, I've decided I will now bang only men who professionally ride things for a living. I will accept jockeys, cowboys, bullriders, and pro bicyclists who lie and say they're bullriders.
Best elective surgery ever. Having a great time ignoring girls' pleas to pull out and blowing it inside anyway. I like to watch them absolutely freak out and go batshit crazy for 20 mins before I mention the snip-snip surgery. Power trip.
And they were awkwardly all over each other in a Christian way.
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
Cockoligist
Yes, one may refer to me as that.
I should make business cards.
See what happens when I don't get laid? I make poor life decisions, like buying baby ducks.
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
The fake number she gave me was for Pappa John's. Now I have a large pepperoni on the way.
He went down on me while I was on the phone with my grandma.
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
So I'm buying milk, bread, yogurt & lube. Not awkward at all
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