Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
Dude, Her having kids just means she puts out.
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
how do u look a man in the eye when u own both his daughters V-Cards?
No, drunk sperm still make babies.
He ate me out on the balcony. My asian neighbors cats are judging me...ALL 3 OF THEM!!
NEVER LET ME DO THIS AGAIN I FEEL LIKE I'M GONNA SHIT MYSELF TO DEATH ARGHHHHHGHHG IS THIS WHAT DYSENTERY FEELS LIKE
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
Its official, if she bites your dick through your jeans, ya'll go together. A lesson you shouldn't have to learn after the fact.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
I'm having an emotional breakdown watching baby sloths on YouTube you need to come save me from myself.
Getting "I couldn't find the front door so I climbed in through window" drunk seems to be a habit of yours
I feel like that japanese guy who ate all the hotdogs. Except replace hotdogs with sailor jerrys. And instead of a trophy and world record I just get a hangover at work
It was like a single vaginal boat in a sea of one eyed monsters
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