went to sleep on the couch in jeans and socks. woke up in bed totally nude no memory of moving. best farewell party ever
my girlfriend just informed me I need to get tested and so do you
girlfriend?
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
is it really high of me to have brought my own hot sauce to wendys?
I need to stop treating my body like that of a Vegas hooker on vacation in Ibiza
this dude just showed up to the party with a falcon
Indeed. Apparently I called my sisters and told them I wouldn't get arrested because it's not a real sword.
That commercial was clearly aspirational. I think Arbor Mist would pair nicely with Oscar Meyer
I have a LOT of reasons to worry about radical feminists taking my lady balls, frankly. A lot.
dude i'm so hungover my hair hurts
YOUR TITS WERE ON THE TABLE.
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
After we had sex he told me it was a "goodbye gift". We haven't talked since.
The bachelor party was supposed to stay local but I think were in mexico.
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