It's like I'm the Little Bo Peep of sheparding dicks.
Only someone with your twisted mind could come up with that simile. Do you sit around and read 'How to turn Beloved Childrens Stories into Sexual Analogies?' This is the 3rd time you've done this.
i love accidental penises.
So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
was just hit on by a homeless lesbian. forever alone.
At a Jewish lesbian wedding. I stick out like a sore, uncircumcised penis.
I've been very busy/drunk lately... Sorry.
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
New favorite drinking game: bobbing for jello shots. Where did these freshmen come from and when can we go there?
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
I love how you sexted me before you told me happy birthday. Thank you.
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
At least I had a $10 coupon for Plan B today. Smart shopping for bad decisions
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
I was so high last night I honestly think my tears were medicinal
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