Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
he said i'm too pretty to suck penis
i'm in his phone as sushi coochie
just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
How is it that lesbians won't hit on me at a gay club, but they'll hit on me every time I go to Walmart?
He went all Bachlorette on me.. "I just want to guard and protect your heart" bullshit
Bjs on a first date are the gateway to getting to know someone for who they really are.
It's an "im going to have to shit with the lights off" type of morning
Most violent shit of my life. New Years resolution of eating better is already kicking me in the face.
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
I told her I was dressed as a gag reflex judge.....she won, literally hands down.
I'm gonna send you a dick pic now just so your uncomfortable at work
He sent me a selfie with his cat. He has found a way to my heart. And pants.
You know its a good night when ur woken up by the bartender asking you how he ended up at your house
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
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