how was that guy you hooked up with?
i used to think blowing a .05 was a good thing
ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
i gave him head before the novacaine wore off...i think his penis touched my lung
i tried to hook up with a mom and then her husband came with num chucks
I am drunk at a castle and it isn't even 3. Europe is amazing.
fuck. I just remembered I agreed to let you finger me last night for solely for "scientific purposes"
No its cool, because I bought a handle of tequila earlier, in case things went south
we got hammered off table wine and i ended up biting my acrylic nail off so i could finger his butt.. ill never look at valentines day the same
He asked the clerk if they sell a penis-shaped brander.
It was pretty bad. Like cum-on-my-face-while-singing-Let-It-Snow bad.
bad news.. campus security walked me home last night and when i tried to tell them where i lived they assured me they knew where our house was.
I NEED YOU TO TELL ME ITS OKAY TO BE THIS HIGH
Yes
O.K.
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
This is gonna be a long day for my vagina and I
I love her so much I can forgive her for wearing crocs
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