Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
someone shit in a solo cup and left it at the base of the stairs. fuck orlando dude.
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
You were Q-tipping mashed potatoes out of your ear.
Apparently the cops have a video of me singing bob seger "Night moves".
In one night, this kid threw a firecracker under a fucking cop car, crashed three seperate parties, and passed out in a tree in our backyard. Do you even know who he is?
My aunt left me alone with the instructions to "get waisted" by the time she returns. I love drunk aunt.
I know he's not here, but I can still see him. I found some of my old stash and its good shit so its expected to see sunlight at night and scary llama men. Midgets or otherwise.
she's the poster child for how alcoholism can be fun.
Did I send you a drunk selfie with a pine tree last night?
We took a walk on the beach after the bar, he held my hand and kissed me. And then I peed under a lifeguard stand. It was so romantic.
I think the God that I only kind of believe in, definitely hates me.
DO NOT FUCK YOUR ENGAGED GAY NEIGHBOR!
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
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