We should steal a little kid and go to Chucke Cheese
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
just remind me when i get fired soon that august is the month i started pregaming work
Just witnessed a bar fight started by a guy wearing a construction vest cuz he didn't like the other guys shirt
I feel like, for the first time today, we had a healthy yolo.
Nothing brings people closer than bonding over tequila shots and running from campus security.
There is is 40 year old penis staring me in the face right now if there was ever a time to be a good friend its right now.
I forgot to pack a bra for work today...you would not believe the extremes i've had to go through in order to keep these nips from my coworkers
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
I feel like I owe her child an apology or something after blowing my load on the tattoo she has of her.
Send me a picture of our booze closet. I'm homesick.
Did I seriously answer the door for a home delivery of weed from you and your boss while wearing last night's 80s rockstar face paint?
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
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