We were busted for public indecency in the back of my car in the parking lot. This time we were just reading my Cosmo magazine.
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
Just came during my obgyn appt. I need to get laid.
Just proved I could salsa dance in a bar where no one was dancing
Sidenote...no idea how to salsa
you put your hands over the taxi driver's eyes and shouted GUESS THE WAY TO THE CLUB
I may or may not have traded your body to the rodeo's owner for free beer.
How many people slept in the bouncy castle last night?
4 guys, 1 girl. Pretty sure were gonna have to pay the cleaning fee
We let 3 boys take us home and then we woke up in the middle of the night, stole all the coozies out of the house, a loaf of bread, a case of water, a pair of shorts, called a cab, and went home.
She curled up in the corner, screamed "THE BLANKET IS SO WARM" and promptly passed out with her face in the dogbed. No one bothered to reposition her.
Oh no that was the time I did the walk of shame with no shoes
i think the realest test of our friendship is how hot your sister looks right now
Make a note to pack something that won't catch shell casings in your cleavage
Don't mind me, I'm just walking 2 miles across campus with no jacket, covered in highlighter, and carrying a hair extension. Gotta love miami!
You know that tattoo place next to Dallas? The naked sexy frog on my neck is proof that their "won't tattoo if drunk" sign is bullshit!
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