I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
So... My dad just saw the Plan B package and the beer cans in my backseat.
Oh its cool I'm sure he already knows you're a whore and an alcoholic.
Just shaved my vagina. It's been so long I forgot what it looked like. You need to come over right now.
Shes been standing with her arms crossed in front of the mirror for 45 minutes...she told me she's "getting sober"
Idk wtf I would do on a date. I thought wed passed that stage at least for a while. Nowadays dates should consist of blackouts and shameful mistakes.
Doctor just prescribed me 20mg Ritalin 3 times a day. It's becoming the "grain and oats" section of my food triangle.
In a strange taxi 3059. Battery dying I'm dying. Bye.
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
i may have given a gay guy with a mohawk my number last night that said... "you are straight" omg so glad a whole year til my next birthday... also i hit myself in the face with a car door. nice.
just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
Me and my liver are not on speaking terms.
He tripped and fell all the way to the ground and then stood right back with out spilling a drop of his 3/4 full glass of rum and coke. It was like watching something from the matrix
Ive seen a birth plenty of times, pretty awesome like a bear trying to climb out of a volkswagon.
I can't decide if I miss drinking or you, they are so closely connected.
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