What the fuck. The girl next to me just looked at her phone, put her stuff away, and popped a birth control and ran out of class. Lucky fucking guy.
i don't care how ready and willing she is. she is where penises go to die
i'm calling it girls night to make myself feel better but lets be real.....i wasn't going to get any guys tonight regardless
So, sleeping with all of my Vicodin in my bra because I knew she'd be searching my room for drugs tonight. I'LL SHOW HER.
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
He looks like he's going to feed me a taco and then stab me. It's probably a good idea he's a lawyer
he could've at least fucked me twice. that's just common courtesy.
Just gave candy to a strange child. Not my best move.
How exactly does one go about seducing an older, possibly blind gentleman?
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
Is 36 too old to fuck a college student? THIS IS BOTH IMPORTANT AND TIME SENSITIVE
He still texted me and invited me over a day later so I guess I'm the lovable kind of psycho
Yea I went out in footie pajamas and still got laid. Good night for u?
I should've known a straight guy wouldn't know all the words to Moana
He was shirtless in my yard saying he was jesus
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