How can something that makes you feel so good one day make you feel so bad the next?
Alcohol?
Sex with a fat chick.
i want you now
you need to stop dating girls with the same name as your mother...or stop drinking so much...I don't want to see this
this kid down the hall keeps banging on his drums...i feel like i'm living in jumanji
Never eat 3 McGriddles and drink a carton of milk. It's like you're successfully killing self but you're alive.
i need a new camera phone. my pictures from last night are as blurry as my memories. and neither tell me why i woke up in an airplane hangar.
sorry about calling you the devil all night.
Stop staring at my boobs, I can't concentrate
Well how do you think I feel
fair enough
I replied to the university automated mass text about the armed robbery at the on-campus Starbucks with a sad face. Basically sums up my night.
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
Things I love twice as much when drunk: Taco Bell. Office chairs that roll. Classes.
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
High me just had to pick the lock on my sisters room because I locked my vodka in there. I love vacation.
"Just cut me in half. Then take half of me home. And leave the other half here. Cuz I can't see."
Hey, I told her the bathroom was a "No fly zone" after I used it. She willingly allowed her nose to go through that pain. It's her fault, she only supplied me with vodka when she knows I only drink rum.
No I don't. You owe me sex and cinnamon rolls.
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