I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
drugs are my only escape from this reality. good thing I got it at a discount price last night
Currently bar hopping with 30 Navy SEALS. I know i'm safe but damn its hard to pick up chicks when you feel like a big pussy.
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
i think i left my bra at your place
It's still hanging from my ceiling fan. Please let me keep it there.
I won't be sarcastic... just naked
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
I just broke a sweat shaving my own vagina. Something has got to change.
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
So it's my mom's birthday and I wanted to be super cheap and just walk up to her and say "I got you the greatest gift ever, mom! I'm actually sober right now!".
while giving me head, she stopped, looked up at me smiling and said "ill never be able to look at bananas the same way again" and then went back to work.
The salt made it so good this margarita is touching my soul. I swear I'm not high BUT I want elote in a cup with the insides of a shrimp taco. I think that would make my life complete.
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