Omg alex and i were cooking weiners on a campfire and a bear came and i am waayyy too high for this
my mom walked in on my vaccuming.......i wasnt vaccumming
At Coney Island the sign for the rollercoaster The Cyclone says, "Make sure your glasses and weave are secure."
that's an acceptable place to lick
I want you to tape your fingers together and give me a lobster claw hand job.
Ladystoner tip: if eyes are bloodshot, lime green eyeliner makes them appear less red. its basic artt.
He was going down on me as I discovered a spaghetti-O on my boob. Its been a while since I faked it.
I don't know if this whole sobriety thing is going to work out... It's only been 3 days and I want to chug vodka
I guess? According to Jeff his mom is wondering when the grand babies will arrive. So I don't think they like ME so much as my supposed functioning uterus
Doing 9 month old dishes in my bath tub. These dishes literally had enough time to gestate a human child
Well, I was asked to leave the Waffle House for "being to physical" so I think that option is off the table
I will feed you tacos. I will touch your butt. Happy Valentine's Day ❤️
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
Longest 30 seconds of my life
10/10 so not recommended
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