take 3 tylenol pm's and try playing basketball.
Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
found out this morning via facebook that the guy i met last night has a wife and a baby and he took me to his apartment where he takes girls to cheat on his wife
i mean you met him at the daytona 500
He made sure to throw up on the Mexico side of the border while we were in line at the check point. Then finished by screaming you an have it back. You can have it all back.
I want a coyote to ride back and forth to the bathroom because walking is getting old
It was just a friend comforting a friend. Except his penis was inside of me.
he was too drunk to climb up my loft. i owe my beating teen pregnancy to four pieces of steel
Since he's sober and out of jail, he acts like we are the worst people on Earth. Fuck him, the only acceptable time in life to do coke is the early twenties. He won't take that from us.
Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
I couldn't fall back asleep it was too bright so I just took my sports bra off and put it over my eyes
My dad made a joke about you sending me strippers for valentine's day so clearly everything here is normal
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
So it's official...my sex life has improved since Pokemon came out...
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