Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
I didn't mean to leave you there I just didn't know him well enough to throw up in his bathroom.
You're going to have to tell him your name isn't Ivor McTruckson eventually.
Your friend who drunkenly cleaned the kitchen just wished the class a Happy National Tutu Day. While wearing a tutu. Make a move or I'm gonna marry her.
I am day drunk. Get ready to see my dick.
Apparently I told a girl last night, that's she's super beautiful and I don't want to fuck she just deserves being eaten out
She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
So after taking my shirt off, he pulls my bra off like a hockey jersey. FUCKIN PRO. Guy knew what he wanted.
He doesn't want a full on relationship, he provides me with all the weed I can handle and gives me multiple mind blowing orgasms. He's my soul mate.
I completely forgot I gave up beer. But airports don't count. They're like international waters. No rules.
He said I taste like cake. Like funfetti. So I feel like if he doesn't come back for that he's just dumb
ALSO I MAYBE ACCIDENTALLY HAND CUFFED MYSELF TO A CHAIR
He noticed my new Lipstick so later tonight it's going to be on his dick.
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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