I'm calling you out on twitter if you don't come over right now.
i'm chasing tequila w mint flavored ice cream, phil's chasing it w cream cheese, bashar's chasing it w pickles...i think we all know who the winner is....
Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
the only good thing about these hospital visits are the free pregnancy tests
he convinced me that i wont have to do the walk of shame bc he has to go to jail in the morning
My near death experience also doubled as my coming out story
they all just nodded
The floor and the wall just switched. I'm falling.
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
Side note, i did some manscaping and now my farts sound way different
I miss the days where our biggest worries were who was gonna win battle shits.
He had a hook in his ceiling. I think I'm in love!
There are leaves in my underwear?
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