That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
I just made this asian woman on the boardwalk that was giving 20 dollar massages upset after I asked her if a happy ending comes with it.
Note to self. Champagne flavored lube is neither as tasty nor as classy as one might think.
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
I told him I'd have sex with him for fried cheese. Does that make me a hooker or just fat?
he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
I don't know who the girl crying at my kitchen table eating gravy from the KFC container is, but I feel like she could be my soulmate
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
I've thrown up twice at work. Just casually, in the mop sink. Then continued to make someone a milkshake. Want some ice cream?
I may have to steal the boat sober, but I feel that would be harder to explain.
Well if she's the kinda girl that doesn't want you after seeing a pic of your balls squeezed together, she's not the girl for you.
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
You texted me the words "butt stuff" 53 times in a four hour period last night.
she's a drunken disney princess. so basically me if i had a crown and no desire for independence.
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
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