wakey wakey hands off snakey
I just saw two girls throwing up in the bathroom. they were high-fiving under the stall...
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
You fell asleep leaning on my shoulder at the bar
Today my mom told me "that's what worries me about you getting blacked out drunk... You don't look pretty"
Did the game of beer pong go wrong before or after the cops and fire department showed up?
nothing says "you're fucked" like watching a movie with the family and a handle of vodka comes crashing down from your hiding spot in the ceiling tiles.
That would warm my breasts.
In this context breast is a metaphor for soul.
I know this is really fun but I don't wanna glow anymore
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
I just saw a guy in a hazmat suit riding a tractor.
I just gotta say that I feel so much better now that I got some. I mean I feel like a normal functioning adult ready to contribute to society.
Okay first of all, that is a sick ass nickname please call me that forever. Second, i need your help.
Don't worry about me. I am infinite.
I’m not dating him for his personality. I’m dating him so I can steal his dog.
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