did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
just woke up to overhearing her on the phone saying "yeah we fucked last night, that makes 42." should i get tested?
well i fucked her too, so yes.
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
She's the only one so far who hasn't laughed at me naked.... I'm gonna marry her.
Playing hide and seek with all those cheeseburgers... Not our finest moment.
Jenny was looking for something soft to drink since it's only noon, she chose spiced rum. Think she might die today
He puked, did more shots, and then pissed in a drawer. We thought it was bad enough and all of a sudden...boom-clothes come off and he passes out with slippers and a styrofoam hat on and a guitar hero guitar in hand pretending he was slash.
I'm like a number 27.2 on a scale of 1-10 of how badly I want you right now.
Your lack of a response brings it down to a 25.4.
i told her i wanted to be the Neil Armstrong of her vagina,
I really just want to eat 20 mcnuggets and slap everyone with the box when I'm done.
Naw man, if he's crazy enough to jerk off on a public bus he's too crazy for me to fuck with
At this point, I wouldn't be surprised if he laughs at all of our attempts to keep him sober.
He kept trying to make out with me but I was just trying to show him Shrek memes
its a comptetion of fuckups and im HERE TO WIN
tell me about the fingering
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