If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
I am so gay it hurts my loins. Going to see She's Just Not That Into You... again. Ohhh my goodness.
Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
so I woke up this morning and on their fridge, the first item on the shopping list was my virginity.
just rolled a joint with wrapping paper.. and you say i have no christmas spirit
Nah I'm perfectly content solely banging the married bartender once a week.
That's practically a relationship for you
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
I'm not sure if I should be proud of you for having morals or disappointed in you for letting your sex life get this sad.
You are my mentor.
I drank wine out of a protein shake bottle last night. You may want to rethink that statement.
i may have given a gay guy with a mohawk my number last night that said... "you are straight" omg so glad a whole year til my next birthday... also i hit myself in the face with a car door. nice.
Just pee around me
I'm not sure we can use safewords tho. She smokes so much she had to keep asking what the safewords was. Bondage and bongs don't mix
the problem is i have six tabs of acid in my freezer and no self control
I deserve a medal for being woke up at 6am on my day off by your mother asking where your brother is
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