If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
there is a homeless man oan crack poledancing on a fence... now hes humping it...
So I just saw a commercial for tickle me Elmo furry gloves. And I thought hmm I bet I could jerk off with those. Is that a sign of deepseated charachter issues?
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
Im on the side of I-10 covered in sweat, cookie dough, hollandaise sauce, onion gravy, and ground beef wondering how my life I ended up here
So. Do you think marshmallow vodka in hot chocolate while eating a graham cracker would = s'mores?
In some strange universe, yes
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
whenever i get involved w someone i'm gonna give you their number to testify to the fact that they should not fall in love with me
You know how it is. Tell me not to do somebody and suddenly I wanna.
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