Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
I woke up on a futon with 2 stolen budwiesers in my purse, 5 extra bucks, a sucker stuck to my shoe, one sock, and a stolen copy of the zombie survival guide
please tell me this is not legit
She told me to stay away from him cause apparently he fucks anything that walks. clearly i responded with..."i walk"
I hope his life after cheating on me is as good as Tiger's golf game is these days.
i was about to rearrange the room but realized that this is the only efficient setup where we can have sex while the other one's asleep without them accidentally seeing.
All I can think about is getting a lawsuit and chocolate
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
i'm way too high for it to be safe that i just discovered i have a fire extinguisher
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
I feel that my cleavage set an unattainably high bar for 2013.
THERE IS NOT ENOUGH CAPSLOCK IN THE HISTORY OF THE WORLD TO EXPRESS MY CURRENT STATE OF WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
You have not lived until you and a ginger miget chick are jumping and waving your arms in a pitch black bathroom to turn on the motion lights. Yes, today I have officially lived.
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