we should wear snuggies to the strip club
sorry i interrupted the heart to heart you were having with your bathrobe last night
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
ive decided something. ive accepted you as being gay. but i havent accepted you as a vegetarian yet.
He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
i always knew that i'd have sex in your room, i just assumed it would be with you
it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
we were at work and Infront of the whole bar you yelled. "JAKE I WANNA GET FUCKED TONIGHT!" Us day drinking > everyone else
Last I saw, they went for a smoke and only one came back. He passed out outside. I'm glad he's only 120lbs. I left him on the rug still. My mom is gonna be pissed.
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
I just thought I should tell you that I always know what you are doing. Everywhere. Every time. -Your loving Mother
He’s definitely circumcised. There’s not enough room in those speedos for a foreskin with that fire hose he’s packing.
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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